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Young Empires - The Earth Plates Are Shifting
Guys, it’s here. It’s the dawn of a new day. The month of January has finally come to a close. We can no longer rely on jokes about January Jones, New Year’s resolutions, Jan Brady, Frosty the Snowman’s affinity for malt wine, or any other winter themed topics of popular discourse.
How will YOU take advantage of this new month?!
Will you cower in the bathtub while listening to Blondie’s “Heart of Glass?” Maybe, but I think you are better than that. Yes! I am confident that you will rise to the occasion and become the man or madame who FINALLY disproves Pythagoras’ stupid theorems. (Don’t think I have forgotten about that B+ in 8th grade math class Mr. K. Pythagoras was a fraud!) Carpe Diem.
-STK
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